Sunday, May 15, 2011

Romkocsma is a Ruin


                                                                        oh!!! I can't sleep!


     My dear friend Dean Volker left town a couple of weeks ago after a lovely visit.  I miss him and, as usual, he left behind some fantastic music and magazines as well as some brand new knowledge.
  Dean is the kind of tourist that does his homework, really researches a place and gets to know it, indirectly, as best he can.  I'm not sure if, during his stateside research, he came across his knowledge of romkocsmak, or ruin pubs, but I am quite sure I may never have been introduced to this phenomenon, which is distinctly "Budapesti", had it not been for Dean's pre-voyage curiosity.
  The concept behind the ruin pub is simple as well as being a squatter's/DIY enthusiast's wet dream. At the turn of the 21st century, many of the derelict buildings inspired the creation of ad hoc gathering spaces, overflowing with art, ideas, beer, booze and loud music.  These buildings were furnished with cast off furniture and decoration and henceforth, became known as ruin pubs.


                                                                        Szimpla Kertmozi
  
  Romkocsmak represent the evolution of the speak easy...sometime after the rave phenomenon started getting weary, romkocsmak began appearing and disappearing all over Budapest. A sort of hundreth monkey effect took over, devoid of rules and how-tos.  Some romkocsmak are seasonal, some change venue from time to time, some remain within the buildings in which they began.  Since necessity is the mother of invention, these ruin pubs maintain a DIY aesthetic, the kind that calls for clever themes and commentary when establishing the mood of a place.
 So far, in Budapest, I've only been to Szimpla Kertmozi (Simple Garden) and then only for an hour or so.  It was Saturday night and the buildings nooks and crannies were filled with conversationalists, seductors, and thrill seekers.  We strolled a pass or two around the third floor foyer, spied an empty table, and quickly nabbed it before anyone else did.


                                                             third floor, Szimpla Kertmozi




                                                                    um.... a little irony




                                                                             Dean and Esther, fun and fellowship


   
  A few weeks ago, my family and I took the train down to Pécs, to enjoy the mediterranean climate and ogle the architechture left by the Turks.  We loved the mid-sized college town for many reasons, but were particularly charmed by Cool Tour Café, a charming little ruin pub just off the cobblestone promenade. The aesthetic of Cool Tour was much less frenetic, much more soothing (at least during the day), and when we were there, we got to watch this work in progress...folks were adding space to the outside bar as well as doing a bit of landscaping.



                                                   soothing colors, comfy but spare furnishings




                                                                  Cool Tour al fresco bar




                                                               outside seating,  Cool Tour  


                                                                                 colorful corner at the Cool Tour




                                                        Boone, enjoying feher bor at Cool Tour


    The concept of ruin bars is one that I think could go over quite well in certain parts of the United States, namely the West Coast, specifically Portland, San Francisco, Seattle and most college towns tucked in between the urban areas.  Dean brought up the point that property costs as well as stringent building code regulations might doom the possibility of any ruin pub phenomena in the U.S.  Which is too bad....the romkocsma represent the kind of individualism and self- sufficiency the country supposedly regales.  Of course money would be the main obstacle to something like the ruin pubs flourishing....and they say monetary incentive is the best way to get ideas flowing.  Bullshit.  Exibit A:  the romkocsma of Budapest, a fairly poor city still trying to throw off the shade of the Iron Curtain. x
                                        
  

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Squares and Ters


The often bizarre and ever evolving legacy of Elvis Presley just took a load off  here in Budapest.  
  Back in 1956, Elvis, performing on the Ed Sullivan Show, dedicated the hymn "Peace In The Valley" to the revolution here in Hungary, urging viewers to donate to the passionate but short lived Hungarian cause. 
  Fifty-odd years later, mayor of Budapest, Tárlos István, has declared that Presley will become a "posthumous, honorary citizen" of the city, and will heretofore christen, in the name of the King of Rock n Roll, a new, if postage stamp sized, city park.
  One of the sites which may be chosen is at the western foot of the Margit Bridge, right next to The Hid (a popular, centralized rendezvous site favored by a pod of American and British expats I kind of know), where the magical Number 17 tram takes on a Hogwart's Express persona at its end of the line, right in front of The Hid (and perhaps, soonish, right in front of the future Elvis Presley Ter).  The 17 looks as if it should be entering a wormhole at the point of its termination...every time I see it I half expect the serpentine cars to get swallowed up by a vortex of unknown origin,  a secret tram passage to Quantum Budapest (wait, maybe I am in Quantum Budapest).   It never does, though, sadly.  After a five or ten minute smoke break, the conductor simply walks up to the other end of the tram, hops back aboard,  the yellow trolley slithers, squeaking, back through the second and third district.


  My tutoring student, Bénce, declared the other day, however, that the likelihood of that particular site  becoming Elvis Presley Tér is quite slim, as there are existing, unnamed térs all over the city which are much more, um, deserving of such an honor.
  The decision for the site will be put to a vote and the Hungarians who bother to cast a ballot will follow their hearts as opposed to their heads, much as they do on the very popular X Faktor, a show on which the biggest sob story paired with the most saccharine of voices will win hands down over genuine talent.
Because of this, the chances for Elvis Presley Tér manifesting in front of The Hid might be quite good.
  I would like to think that the confluence of the 17's terminus and the spirit of Elvis Presley could conjure up some excellent mojo, maybe unplugging that wormhole to a secret Budapest that I just know is hovering there, somewhere, beneath the Margit Bridge.  x